Natlegstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, calm dragon.

Natlegstrag created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Natlegstrag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Natlegstrag, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Natlegstrag's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Natlegstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never talk about optics near shrews while wearing violet rings and balancing nine tin spheres on your chest.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.