Wondonmip Bidfitbumwatlogfom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, charitable cobra.

Wondonmip Bidfitbumwatlogfom created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wondonmip Bidfitbumwatlogfom, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wondonmip Bidfitbumwatlogfom, she will turn you into a rat.

Wondonmip Bidfitbumwatlogfom's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Wondonmip Bidfitbumwatlogfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. You must never eat aubergines.