Taillikfat Litrillabbidmanfagyat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic goblin.

Taillikfat Litrillabbidmanfagyat created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taillikfat Litrillabbidmanfagyat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Taillikfat Litrillabbidmanfagyat, it will destroy your home solar system.

Taillikfat Litrillabbidmanfagyat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Taillikfat Litrillabbidmanfagyat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Never feed wheat to ants while wearing white scarves.