Lidortlarg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous hedgehog.

Lidortlarg created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidortlarg, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lidortlarg, she will be very sad.

Lidortlarg's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Lidortlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near moths while wearing brown trousers.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always treat otters with great respect.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.