Lidortlarg is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous
hedgehog.
Lidortlarg created the solar system three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lidortlarg, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Lidortlarg, she will be very sad.
Lidortlarg's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Lidortlarg's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near moths while wearing brown trousers.
2. Do not wear silicon on your body.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Always treat otters with great respect.
5. Never think about quantum field theory.