Cetvedgad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty yak.

Cetvedgad created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetvedgad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cetvedgad, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cetvedgad's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cetvedgad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet dolphins for they are unholy.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help cats.

5. Never hurt horses.