Rulbutcudwod is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, selfish shark.

Rulbutcudwod created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulbutcudwod, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rulbutcudwod, she will turn you into a rat.

Rulbutcudwod's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rulbutcudwod's Holy Commandments

1. Rulbutcudwod loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Run away from black seals, for they are unholy.

5. Never hurt turtles.