Milbafvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful finch.

Milbafvonk created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Milbafvonk, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Milbafvonk, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Milbafvonk's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Milbafvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Run away if three gulls approach from the south.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Milbafvonk.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.