Rotditmid is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, prudent owl.

Rotditmid created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotditmid, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rotditmid, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rotditmid's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Rotditmid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.