Tetti is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, happy ferret.

Tetti created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tetti, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tetti, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Tetti's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Tetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.