Nabgodwip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive snail.

Nabgodwip created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabgodwip, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nabgodwip, it will laugh at you.

Nabgodwip's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Nabgodwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never feed lots of gooseberries to porpoises while wearing black corsets.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near horses while wearing purple shirts and balancing nine silver spheres on your chest.

4. Never feed wheat to otters while wearing brown ear rings.

5. Never paint your face pink.