Fossidnabgemtip is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, smart hedgehog.

Fossidnabgemtip created a charm quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossidnabgemtip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fossidnabgemtip, she will turn you into a worm.

Fossidnabgemtip's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Fossidnabgemtip's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Fossidnabgemtip on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. You must pray to Fossidnabgemtip six times a day.