Kipmadbat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy shark.

Kipmadbat created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipmadbat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kipmadbat, it will turn you into a dog.

Kipmadbat's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Kipmadbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.