Bifwigvig is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent
unicorn.
Bifwigvig created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bifwigvig, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Bifwigvig, it will turn you into a duck.
Bifwigvig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Bifwigvig's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Never mention cats.
4. Do not take Bifwigvig's name in vain.
5. Never look in ponds.