Bifwigvig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent unicorn.

Bifwigvig created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifwigvig, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bifwigvig, it will turn you into a duck.

Bifwigvig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Bifwigvig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never mention cats.

4. Do not take Bifwigvig's name in vain.

5. Never look in ponds.