Cadmilrip is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, all-powerful zebra.

Cadmilrip created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadmilrip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cadmilrip, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cadmilrip's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cadmilrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never hurt moths.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never sit near sharks.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.