Budzodpad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, slow dingo.

Budzodpad created a quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budzodpad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Budzodpad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Budzodpad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Budzodpad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

3. Always obey Budzodpad's priests.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.