Cunfitweestrag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, two-faced cat.

Cunfitweestrag created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunfitweestrag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cunfitweestrag, she will remove you from existence.

Cunfitweestrag's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cunfitweestrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Always obey Cunfitweestrag's priests.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Worship no other gods but Cunfitweestrag.

5. Never paint your hands mauve.