Ganhubnulcammetfligcipquill is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, wise narwhal.

Ganhubnulcammetfligcipquill created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganhubnulcammetfligcipquill, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ganhubnulcammetfligcipquill, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ganhubnulcammetfligcipquill's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Ganhubnulcammetfligcipquill's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not take Ganhubnulcammetfligcipquill's name in vain.

4. You must pray to Ganhubnulcammetfligcipquill eight times a day.

5. Always help sick mice.