Dadkadven is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, vain crocodile.

Dadkadven created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadkadven, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dadkadven, she will be very unhappy.

Dadkadven's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Dadkadven's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never mention dolphins.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.