Wabjabhom is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, omniscient frog.

Wabjabhom created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabjabhom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wabjabhom, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wabjabhom's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Wabjabhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of whales.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Run away from violet dolphins, for they are unholy.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Fast once a month.