Sandmifkar is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, witless bee.

Sandmifkar created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandmifkar, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sandmifkar, it will laugh at you.

Sandmifkar's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sandmifkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Sandmifkar in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never feed lots of coconuts to dogs while wearing yellow trousers.