Dobrillad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, sage mongoose.

Dobrillad created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobrillad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dobrillad, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dobrillad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dobrillad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Dobrillad loves ants, so they must be respected.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.