Sagfemmil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, clever crane.

Sagfemmil created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagfemmil, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sagfemmil, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sagfemmil's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Sagfemmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Retreat if four otters approach from the west.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.