Narllidtip Cabbidnel is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, passionate bear.

Narllidtip Cabbidnel created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Narllidtip Cabbidnel, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Narllidtip Cabbidnel, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Narllidtip Cabbidnel's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Narllidtip Cabbidnel's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Hide from white gulls for they are unholy.