Zogdotlabbell is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, smart unicorn.

Zogdotlabbell created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogdotlabbell, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zogdotlabbell, he will torture you forever.

Zogdotlabbell's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Zogdotlabbell's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six lead sculptures of Zogdotlabbell on top of important buildings.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.