Fit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, thoughtless warg.

Fit created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fit, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fit's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never laugh near rats.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Run away from orange ants, for they are unholy.