Pagominyar is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, benevolent hummingbird.

Pagominyar created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Pagominyar, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pagominyar, he will turn you into a worm.

Pagominyar's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Pagominyar's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Pagominyar seven times a day.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

5. Do not cook food in pots.