Wabbetmonhenfednan is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, irritating dingo.

Wabbetmonhenfednan created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabbetmonhenfednan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wabbetmonhenfednan, she will send you a sign.

Wabbetmonhenfednan's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Wabbetmonhenfednan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured rats.

2. Never mention bats.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Put Wabbetmonhenfednan first in all things.

5. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Wabbetmonhenfednan on top of important buildings.