Bomjancabgom is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet
gerbil.
Bomjancabgom created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bomjancabgom, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Bomjancabgom, he will manifest in front of you.
Bomjancabgom's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Bomjancabgom's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Do not speak about parsnips.
3. Never talk about quantum field theory.
4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.
5. Never think about thermodynamics near great tits while wearing violet stockings and balancing nine tin spheres on your arms.