Spagvidlidcep is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful guinea pig.

Spagvidlidcep created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagvidlidcep, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Spagvidlidcep, it will curse you with boils.

Spagvidlidcep's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Spagvidlidcep's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Always stare at clouds.