Highonbid is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, thoughtless shrew.

Highonbid created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Highonbid, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Highonbid, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Highonbid's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Highonbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always obey Highonbid's priests.

4. Never mention monkeys.

5. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.