Vidhigbom is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, quiet dragonfly.

Vidhigbom created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Vidhigbom, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vidhigbom, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vidhigbom's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Vidhigbom's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Never wear purple jumpers.

5. Do not cook food in pots.