Sakhomcat is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unjust shrew.

Sakhomcat created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Sakhomcat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sakhomcat, it will try to impress you with trees.

Sakhomcat's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sakhomcat's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.