Loopponjen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident wyrm.

Loopponjen created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Loopponjen, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Loopponjen, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Loopponjen's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Loopponjen's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Always help rats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Never think about comets.