Rowkangov is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous pig.

Rowkangov created life two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowkangov, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rowkangov, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rowkangov's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Rowkangov's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near frogs.

2. Never look at planets.

3. You must pray to Rowkangov five times a day.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.