Rowhitten is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, selfish donkey.

Rowhitten created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowhitten, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rowhitten, it will turn you into a frog.

Rowhitten's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Rowhitten's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Always help sick geese.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never feed turnips to ducks while wearing turquoise kilts.