Fadhunbus is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, strong deer.

Fadhunbus created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Fadhunbus, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fadhunbus, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fadhunbus' most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fadhunbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. You must love Fadhunbus.

3. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

4. Never hurt otters.

5. Do not sing in public.