Libhapjip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful narwhal.

Libhapjip created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libhapjip, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Libhapjip, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Libhapjip's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Libhapjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help tapirs.

3. Never eat bark.

4. You must pray to Libhapjip six times a day.

5. Never talk about fire.