Hastarfid Cipxucksom Hitbogfaslunbosshimbosswab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, egotistical swallow.

Hastarfid Cipxucksom Hitbogfaslunbosshimbosswab created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hastarfid Cipxucksom Hitbogfaslunbosshimbosswab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hastarfid Cipxucksom Hitbogfaslunbosshimbosswab, it will be very sad.

Hastarfid Cipxucksom Hitbogfaslunbosshimbosswab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Hastarfid Cipxucksom Hitbogfaslunbosshimbosswab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Hide if nine turtles approach from the west.

3. You must love Hastarfid Cipxucksom Hitbogfaslunbosshimbosswab.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Dolphins are not to be trusted.