Fobbitvol is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, selfish capybara.

Fobbitvol created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobbitvol, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fobbitvol, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fobbitvol's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fobbitvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fobbitvol.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Do not kill swans.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.