Ominxinpon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent jackal.

Ominxinpon created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominxinpon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ominxinpon, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Ominxinpon's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Ominxinpon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Never eat beans.