Wegflybun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, tiresome squirrel.

Wegflybun created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegflybun, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wegflybun, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Wegflybun's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Wegflybun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. Never run near aardvarks.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not covet oxen.