Fumfem is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, annoying human.

Fumfem created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumfem, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fumfem, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Fumfem's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Fumfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help mites.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fumfem.