Ontbunweeneg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate dragonfly.

Ontbunweeneg created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ontbunweeneg, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ontbunweeneg, he will cry a lot.

Ontbunweeneg's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Ontbunweeneg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.