Didtenjin is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome mouse.

Didtenjin created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didtenjin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Didtenjin, he will turn you into a frog.

Didtenjin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Didtenjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. Put Didtenjin first in all things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.