Sasdibfubgil is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, resourceful butterfly.

Sasdibfubgil created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasdibfubgil, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sasdibfubgil, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sasdibfubgil's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Sasdibfubgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sasdibfubgil's priests.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never think about optics.