Zogtarg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish dog.

Zogtarg created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogtarg, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zogtarg, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Zogtarg's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Zogtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Run away if eight manatees approach from the north.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.