Likkondod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong beaver.

Likkondod created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likkondod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Likkondod, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Likkondod's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Likkondod's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of gulls.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Always obey Likkondod's priests.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Likkondod in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed lots of rice to badgers while wearing magenta scarves.