Lap is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent dragonfly.

Lap created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lap, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lap, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Lap's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Lap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan shirts.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Lap in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always look after injured foxes.