Figrowfab Gabgadsagdum is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing cat.

Figrowfab Gabgadsagdum created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figrowfab Gabgadsagdum, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Figrowfab Gabgadsagdum, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Figrowfab Gabgadsagdum's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Figrowfab Gabgadsagdum's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine ducks approach from the north.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Do not take Figrowfab Gabgadsagdum's name in vain.