Popmaparnyarljop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving jellyfish.

Popmaparnyarljop created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popmaparnyarljop, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Popmaparnyarljop, she will destroy your favourite star.

Popmaparnyarljop's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Popmaparnyarljop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

2. Geese are not to be trusted.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.